I've got a lot of comments about this.
First off, if he went a trillion years without doing the you know what and this is his first time, SHEEESH, it'll be a unimaginably good time lol.
The "underwear" women wear is in fact called "panties". The more you know. :O
Also, it seems you're finally embracing the freedom of Newgrounds, albeit relunctantly. You don't have to be a sus lord like me and the others just to seem cool or anything. We make sus stuff becuase we like sus stuff. It's not mandatory if you're a Newgrounds user. By all means, stick to your family friendly meme stuff if that's what you prefer, Be you man!
Regardless, Maris lookin' kinda fine tho... Believe me I was simultaneously cringing at myself as I typed that. ._.